January 9, 2004
The nice people at the corner who sell crack
Two guys are running around my 'hood with sawed off shotguns, robbing people. It really sucks to try and guess who that ones are in the neighborhood, because half the corners have groups of guys standing around - bus stop or not.
They're always really nice though, asking me how I am and if I would like to purchase some discount weed or rock. Although, I am slightly offended at they way they ask it. They'll say, "You straight?" I find this isn't the best place to be funny and correct them on their heteronormative language choices with a "Do I look straight, honey?," limp-wrist, and booty swish. (all very uncharacteristic for me in a street setting, mind you).
You see, "straight" has a double meaning in these circumstances as I am not 'straight' in the sexual sense, but I am 'straight' in the smoking a rock of crack cocaine sense (being that I do not need any crack today, thanks!), a situation I doubt many street corner salespeople or 'sawed off shotgun' robbery suspects would find amusing.
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I live in what is kindly called a "transitional neighborhood" meaning if you go three blocks the people are either much better off than I am or poor as Hell.
A few times I've been asked if I need some crack, heroin, or what have you. Somehow the local crack whore got the impression that I'm a badass (I'm as tough as angel food cake) so they mostly leave me alone.
One night when I had been drinking and decided to got for a walk a guy actually stopped me and told me to not go in the direction that I was heading or I might never get home alive. Not the most cheering words to here right after you move into a new neighborhood.
Posted by: Richard Evans Lee | January 10, 2004 3:59 PM