May 21, 2004
My Big Fat Gay Marriage - Part 2
Last time on My Big Fat Gay Marriage, Quizilla picked Tom Welling to be my future husband. I'm so excited, because he is absolutely dreamy!
When word of his divorce from Jamie, and our new love affair broke in the media, Tom and I decided to do FoxNews because of their exceptionally positive coverage of gays and lesbians. And that's where Tom suprised me with a marriage proposal!
We left the show and went dancing to celebrate. Tom is a teriffic dancer, even with those size 14 feet.
Up next: Tom and I hold our separate bachelor parties, and things get terribly crazy!
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Size Forteen! Wow!
Posted by: Jim | May 24, 2004 10:18 AM
Bwahahahaha! I love it! You two make a great couple, especially on the dance floor!
Posted by: graysong | June 2, 2004 5:20 PM
Leave poor Tom out of this!!! :(
Posted by: Sierra | November 13, 2004 10:56 AM
I dont know what your problem is but Tom Welling is NOT GAY!!!! You took those pictures out of others and glued them on to the fake ones, and I have full PROOF, because I have the real pictures. You guys are just jealouse that you arent as hot as he is, and as popular, so why dont you just leave him alone, he has done nothing to you exept make movies and a freakin TV show for you to watch. And another fact is that he is married to a FREAKIN GIRL. Her name is Jamie White, and they married last July. You cant possibly tell me he is gay, because I know for a fact he isn't. So why dont you freakin LOSERS go talk Make Out with each other, and if you have anything else to say about him...THEN I WILL FIND OUT AND YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM ME.
Posted by: Meg | November 20, 2004 9:28 AM
wow. that's funny it's sad and cruel but funny. i agree and think you should leave him alone and let him enjoy his marriage but it was still funny....kind of. how'd you get the fake fox news thing?? i know you put the pics in urselves but how'd you get the words to say that that was freakin awesome....but just let him have his marriage. and people who are fascinated about size fourteen feet guess what I GOT THEM. wanna know what else I'M ONLY 13
Posted by: peter | December 23, 2004 7:35 PM
Oh man, where to start...First of all Tom Welling can have any woman on the face of this planet, I think that makes him a grade "A" stud. Hell he could have my Wife and I wouldnt bitch about it. You need to take this crazy ass website off the net, because this is going too far. You have to be either really envious, or really Jellous because a man like that doesnt want to Butt Pirates with you. You are sick, and if you lived in my neighborhood and i found this you would get beet down. Leave the man alone, he entertains us, and Superman is a Legend; a hero for all of us to look up to. Peace out
Posted by: Joe Gilliam | December 29, 2004 1:12 PM
you guys are fucking fags u ppl r juss jealous bcuz tom is married probably wit a beautiful gurl and u guys r not so leane fucking tom out of it... k why dobnt u guys juss go suck a dick? huh... u ppl better shut the fuck up or else.. all those pics are fake u took them from some other website!!!!!! LOSERS.... and i got proof so why dont u guys cool it iight... i kno u guyz r GAY... THAT'S TRU CUZ U GUYZ WOULDNT BE DOIN THIS SO I SUGGEST U PPL STOP TALKIN SHIT ALRIGHT DAMN GAY GUYZ!!!! LOSERS.. PPL THSES DAYS DONT KNO HOW TO0 ACT????? :( CUZ NOW IM PISSED... AND ON TOP OF THAT TOM WELLING IS FUCKIN FIIIIIIIIINE AZ HELL!!!!!!! U GUYZ GOT PROBLEMS....:( R U JEALOUS???? [LOSERS] SUCK A DICK.....
Posted by: marcia silva | January 16, 2005 9:03 PM
U GUYZ R LOSERS FREAKING FAGGETS.... PPL DONT KNO HOW TO0 ACT U GUYS R JUSS JEALOUS CUZ UR NOT MARRIED!!!! SO I SUGGEST U IDIOTS STOP TALKIN CRAP IIGHT COOL IT LEAVE TOM OUT OF THIS IMATURE FOR UR AGE AND I GOT PROOF..... SO STOP MESSING OR ELSE..... I BET U .... UR GAY NO WONDER UR DOIN THIS DONT BE HATIN U DONT LOOK LIKE TOM HAVE THE BODY OR HAS A WIFE?????? HUH.. OOO I SHUT U UP [LOSERS] FAGS KIDS THESE DAYS DONT KNO HOW TO0 ACT... AND U GUYZ TOOK THOSE PIS FROM OTHER WEBSITES AND I GOT PROOF U KNO WUT WHY DONT U GAY GUYZ JUSS GO SUCK SOMETHING!!!!![IF U KNO WUT I MEAN] DAMN IDIOTS :( NOW IM PISSED...DONT BE MESSIN AROUND WIT ME!!! GOT THAT :(
Posted by: marcia | January 16, 2005 9:13 PM
WTF mate? Just let the poor guys hve their fucking fantasy. Jesu! If I was old enough I'd join in, bring a friend, and call it an orgy. Those of you who just have to put in their two cents about homosexually oriented people- FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCKRAGS! The only kind of person who is actually being serious about harrassing and abrating the gays and lesbians are those that can't handle it. I.E. those of you who haven't fully sexually matured and/or haven't yet become comfortable enough with themselves to admit that love is love, because nomatter what your belief system, the soul is neither male nor female, is just is- it exists, it feels, it loves. Who loves whom and the sex of either party maaters not. NEWAYZ, Yes MR. Welling is hot, he is sexy, and some he is god. Would I fuck him if I had the chance? Oh yes! But he's just another human being put here on this earth. He's just like your or me, he just happens to fit the demands of popular society and demand. And for those of you who think this whole thing is sick, FUCK YOU! GO JOIN A BITCHING WHINING ASSHOLE SITE!
Posted by: Myranda Stump | January 23, 2005 6:23 AM
Take this shit off the net!! tom welling is not GAY!
Posted by: J | January 25, 2005 8:05 AM
he is not gay. I just found out. It's true he's not gay!!
Posted by: Anonymous | May 27, 2005 1:41 PM
he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hott n he is not gay i think ppl that think that he is are gay
Posted by: not gay | May 27, 2005 1:43 PM
HE IS SO GAY WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINKS THERE ARE ALL THOSES PICTURES OF HIM WITH THAT GUY
Posted by: Anonymous | June 8, 2005 3:06 PM
JOE GILLIAM U R SO RIGHT THATS WAT I WANTED TO SAY EXACTLY
Posted by: S.P | June 22, 2005 2:14 PM
i THINK THAT TOM WELLING IS SO HOTT!!IF U THINK THT HES GAY THEN Y DO U THINK HES MARRIED TO ME!!!! yAH I SAID IT IM JAMIE WHITE -WELLING AND WERE IN LOVE AND HES DOES WERE A SHOE 14 AND YAH WOW HES BIG!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sara | July 1, 2005 7:06 PM
I think that Tom Welling is very hot and any girl that gets him is very lokey!!!!!!I LOVE YOU TOM WELLING!!!!!!
Posted by: Megan Hodges | July 25, 2005 9:14 AM
Really don't care at all about him ! I'm gonna marry Gonzogal lol ! She's hot !
Posted by: Electronic | August 8, 2005 3:09 AM
Hi I'm french ( I live in Paris )and I have few questions for you are you gay ?? do you hate Jamie White ? so I gotta go ... phina
Posted by: Phina | September 6, 2005 7:39 AM
Salut ! ba moi je suis aussi française et j'ai du mal avec l'anglais donc j'écrie dans ma langue ! bref c'est pour te dire que j'ai rien compris de ce que tu as marquer !! un peu normale enfaite j'ai pas essayée de comprendre !
désoler de te dire mais tom welling n'est pas gay la preuve il es marié avec moi (moi aussi j'ai le droit de prendre mes rêves pour des réalités !! lol)
Donc voila j'ai plus qu'une chose à dire c'est : TOM je t'aime
bisou audrey
kiss aussi a asma xD
Posted by: Audrey | September 6, 2005 7:56 AM
Audrey is my best friend and she's really suck in english so if you need the traduction I'm here!
Posted by: asma alias Phina | September 6, 2005 8:08 AM
ASMA tu me fais une traduction stp :p
Posted by: Audrey | September 6, 2005 8:11 AM
5hpm and you nerver up
Posted by: Phina | September 6, 2005 9:59 AM
O I'm wrong (sorry)
Posted by: Phina | September 6, 2005 10:01 AM
for Audrey : t'imagine si kelkun regarde skon fé un mec ki parle le français par exemple et kil mète un com puor nous tu fé koi?
Posted by: Anonymous | September 6, 2005 10:04 AM
ba a ton avi jlui demande son adres mdrrr
Posted by: Audrey | September 6, 2005 10:08 AM
fagggggggggg poor tom
Posted by: Anonymous | September 6, 2005 10:16 AM
c'est encore moi !!! bon je laisse mon adresse msn et skyblog : zina788@hotmail.com http://a-new-year-skyblog.com aller voir et surtout lacher les comentaires mdrrr asma ten ke ji ss jfé ma pub
Posted by: Audrey | September 9, 2005 10:35 AM
c'est encore moi !!! bon je laisse mon adresse msn et skyblog : zina788@hotmail.com http://a-new-year-skyblog.com aller voir et surtout lacher les comentaires mdrrr asma ten ke ji ss jfé ma pub
Posted by: Audrey | September 9, 2005 10:35 AM
somebody want to talk white a french?
Posted by: Phina | September 9, 2005 10:38 AM
excuse me .... anyone want to talking with a french ?????
Posted by: Phina | September 9, 2005 10:42 AM
Phina TAJP@hotmail.com
Posted by: Phina | September 9, 2005 10:50 AM
jcomprend rien de rien a votre de tom welling c a ki le site c koi se truc c mm pas un skyblog c koi au juste
Posted by: walid | September 9, 2005 1:35 PM
wow.. u all really do take things too seriously... everyone knows tom welling is not gay.. yes he is having some difficulties with his wife, but it really doesn't concern us.. and if people want to have fantasies about anyone, its normal, gay or not.. and yes, the pictures are fake... any dumbass with common sense can see that.. so chill out.. its all in fun and weird, but normal humor... i don't blame him for wanting a peice of Tom Welling.. who the HELL doesn't??
Posted by: Anonymous | November 4, 2005 11:59 PM
Wow. I guess I've lived a sheltered life...I thought all those ignorant anti-gay people who can't spell or string a sentence together properly had all died out, moved to rural Kentucky, or gone to prison. WOW! The things you learn EVERY DAY! =)
Posted by: Entropy | November 21, 2005 5:09 PM
doh... it's really funny to read this web... y all of u taking this web so seriously? but it's still funny though to read all of this comments but i agree that tom welling is hot and everybody dream! hehe
Posted by: Nobody | January 19, 2006 10:31 PM
Tom Welling might not be gay now, but before he landed the role of Superman, he definitely experimented with guys. My ass speaks for itself.
Posted by: Brian | February 21, 2006 2:43 PM
hahahah you guys all of u are so lousers all that gay wedding thing was a fantasy of that poor guy leve him alone with his fantasy besides thath tom welling is no in to anyone of you includig that crazy girl named meg hahahah she is so louser hahahaha by
Posted by: anonymous 25 | February 24, 2006 12:54 PM
Tom Wellings to good for u. u sick person
Posted by: clark kent | May 5, 2006 12:33 AM
jaja! nono esta re mal muy equivocado fucking person! tom gay! jaja! creo que mas facha que eso no existe en todo el mundo jaja! gay!
Posted by: schunny | May 31, 2006 4:24 PM
Why the reference to his shoe size?
Is it supposed to mean that big feet means he has a big dick??
Posted by: John | June 18, 2006 8:37 AM
PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE! WHICH IS WAY SHORTER THAN TOM WELLING BECAUSE HE'S 6FT. 3IN. THAT PICTURE OF TOM WELLING DANCING WAS REALLY HIM SHAKING THE WATER OUT OF HIS HAIR AT THE BEACH! YOU COPY & PASTE PICTURES OF ANY SEXY GUY STAR TO MAKE THEM LOOK BAD, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF THEIR HOT BODY & HUGE BALLS! ( TOM WELLING HAS BOTH). FUCK YOU FREAK!!!
Posted by: OBSESSED&MAD | August 14, 2006 6:28 PM
hola hello and bonjour! lol.. hehe
tom gay!? que mierdaa! los weones sin vida de esta pagina que andan ¨pirateando¨ fotos.. se ve que estan falsificadaas las fotos.. son como recortes de tom pegadas en otra foto.. una especie de jacker que iso esa mierda.. jaja! tom welling es esqusitoo! ajaj.. es un minoo!, guapooo, = hot! mas encima esta casado con esa jamie white.. gayy? paren de weviar!
U gays R sooo loser! what a fockkkk.. tom gay!? we can se than the pictures are like.. pirated, like u copy a picture of tom and paste in other picture with that guy..
reallyy.. are u guys jalous!? tom is sooooooo hot!!! lol.. and he is married! so.. loserRs.. you ¨dont have a life¨! patetikcs? dont know.. but looosers!
haha!
quelle merde!! lol.. tom est tellement pas gay! pauvres cons gays qui on fait cettes focks photos.. on voit tellement quelle sont pas vrais! ils ont genre colle une photo de tom sur une autre et avec la phto de lautre gars..
tom est vraiment hot! haha.. tellement beau! babeee.. lol!! en plus il est marrie alors.. les cons qui ont tellement ¨pas de vie¨ qui perdent leur temps a faire des phtos pirates.. haha..
Tom..
es, is, est
muuuuuuuy, soooooooo, tellement!!!!!!...
... hOt!!
lol!! ok.. i think u understend that u really are losers if i tell you in 3 languages! spanish, english and french!
.. you want to in chinais? china.. or whatever.. haha!
losers! u dont have a life!
and.. tom is the most hot guy!!!!!
hehe!
Posted by: latin girl, im from chile and speak spanish-live in canada quebec-je parle aussi francais | October 14, 2006 8:41 PM
hola hello and bonjour! lol.. hehe
tom gay!? que mierdaa! los weones sin vida de esta pagina que andan ¨pirateando¨ fotos.. se ve que estan falsificadaas las fotos.. son como recortes de tom pegadas en otra foto.. una especie de jacker que iso esa mierda.. jaja! tom welling es esqusitoo! ajaj.. es un minoo!, guapooo, = hot! mas encima esta casado con esa jamie white.. gayy? paren de weviar!
U gays R sooo loser! what a fockkkk.. tom gay!? we can se than the pictures are like.. pirated, like u copy a picture of tom and paste in other picture with that guy..
reallyy.. are u guys jalous!? tom is sooooooo hot!!! lol.. and he is married! so.. loserRs.. you ¨dont have a life¨! patetikcs? dont know.. but looosers!
haha!
quelle merde!! lol.. tom est tellement pas gay! pauvres cons gays qui on fait cettes focks photos.. on voit tellement quelle sont pas vrais! ils ont genre colle une photo de tom sur une autre et avec la phto de lautre gars..
tom est vraiment hot! haha.. tellement beau! babeee.. lol!! en plus il est marrie alors.. les cons qui ont tellement ¨pas de vie¨ qui perdent leur temps a faire des phtos pirates.. haha..
Tom..
es, is, est
muuuuuuuy, soooooooo, tellement!!!!!!...
... hOt!!
lol!! ok.. i think u understend that u really are losers if i tell you in 3 languages! spanish, english and french!
.. you want to in chinais? china.. or whatever.. haha!
losers! u dont have a life!
and.. tom is the most hot guy!!!!!
hehe!
Posted by: .. | October 14, 2006 8:44 PM
tom is sooooooooooooooo hot!!!!!!!! lol!
Posted by: love u tom!-lol! | October 14, 2006 8:47 PM
What is wrong with this website. Tom Wellings is not gay you guys just have sick fantasies.
Posted by: sickgays | August 15, 2007 4:01 PM
What is wrong with this website. Tom Wellings is not gay you guys just have sick fantasies.
Posted by: sickgays | August 15, 2007 4:02 PM