September 8, 2004

Keep your eyes off my prize, bitch.

I was taking a leak at the local queer bar last night. The place had 2 urinals separated by a fiberglass divider. Without any subtlety, the guy next to me actually craned his neck around the divider to check out my dick. When I not-so-gently pointed out that urination is a private event for me and could he please concentrate on his own business, he curtly asked me to 'lighten up, bitch.'


Posted by Andy at September 8, 2004 11:23 PM

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I once had a guy strain so hard to see into my urinal (there was no divider but I was leaning in to block him because he looked creepy even before) . . . anyways, he contorted himself so much to see that he twisted his body and peed on my arm. Gross!

I was at a total loss for words, which is unusual for me, but I did what anyone else would have done. I flicked as much as I could back onto him, calmly washed the rest off in as classy and a non-grossed out manner as possible, and went and told my friends so we could all point at him and laugh when he slunk out of the washroom.

omfg. that is the funniest title to a blog entry i've ever seen. i absolutely fell on the floor. nicely done!

In order to keep with my theme of "SF vs. MSP" that I have going in life right now...

Do any homo establishments in MSP have trough-style urinals? The Cafe in SF does. Very interesting. You can't HELP but eye all the prizes when peeing there.

I can't beat being peed on by a nosy stranger, but I can report that once in a washroom in the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam, and an older gentleman in a red-and-white striped shirt (think "Where's Waldo") started jacking off at the urinal next to mine.

I had purposefully chosen the next-to-last one in a long row of urinals -- pee shy, you know -- but this guy chose the actual last one, between me and the corner of the room.

So, I wasn't able to pee, and I had to leave the room... unsatisfied. I, too, told my friends, and we stared at him as he left.

I was once peed on in the middle of the dance floor at the Fine Line. It was the middle of December and too early in the evening to get a cab, so I had to walk home 8 blocks and have it freeze to my leg.

Dunenr, yeah, there are trough-style urinals here. The metrodome probably has the most famous ones - they're about 100 feet long! Other venus I've seen them at are The Lone Tree at 6th and Hennepin, and of course, Chino Latino - but you'd be hard-pressed to spy on anyone at that trough because they always had this halogen light missing the fixture covering, so it would blind you if you opened your eyes.

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