Apparently, not everyone thought my fake gay marriage last summer was funny and I get a lot of email and comments telling me that I'm not as hot as Tom Welling. And, the homophobic undertones are really fun to read. Enjoy!
From Meg:
If you are the guy that posted the FAKE CRAP about Tom Welling then you need a freakin life. You are just Jealouse that you are not as hot as he is and you are not as popular as he is. You are a DIRTY SCUM BAG and you need a life ok. And just so you know he is married... and this might be a shock to you but its to a GIRL.....ok her name is JAMIE WHITE.....and they married last last JULY. So go take your STUPID LIES somewhere else because i know for a fact that he is not gay, and that you are jealouse. THANK YOU... GOODBYE
From Someone:
u guys r fuckin sick bastards. first of all tom welling ain't gay n thank god cuz recently all fine guys turn out 2 b fuckin gay which is sick n distrubing. tom is hot n only 4 girls (straight gurls. so u sick guys leave him a alone. thank god he's straight b marriage a girl even if she's not pretty enough 4 him.
From Sierra:
Leave poor Tom out of this!!! :(
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Comments
One question, are these so called responders straight women? Maybe they are jealous that a hottie like Tom goes for MN's top queer Andy!!!
Maybe they need to go out and have some fun, obviously their boiz aren't giving them any, haha.
Posted by: Mike | November 20, 2004 1:58 PM
I never said I was a top. Oh, wait, I misunderstood. Hehe.
Yeah, their all straight women, I'm assuming. Poor things.
Posted by: Andy | November 20, 2004 2:45 PM
That's funny! They sound like teeny-boppers who read Tiger Beat and have lives consumed by pop culture - VERY funny!
Posted by: SparklesMpls | November 21, 2004 8:14 AM
Good Lord ... who needs a life?
Posted by: N (ex Surly Snobby) | November 22, 2004 5:22 PM
same kind of emails I'd get about my elijah wood expose...
Posted by: jason | November 23, 2004 4:07 PM
As an overweight 52-year-old GWM with weak eyes and crooked, nicotine-stained teeth, I am no homophobe; but even I was incredulous, furious and distressed to learn Andy had snagged that hot Tom Welling as a soulmate. However, my mood brightened immediately upon taking the quiz and realizing my own destiny included marriage to BRAD PITT. Unfortunately, I don't quite understand exactly what makes Brad more like a squirrel, than a mustang, a dolphin, or a leapoard [sic]. Life is so full of mystery and surprise!
Posted by: Marshall | January 2, 2005 12:49 PM
The entire tom welling gay marriage is by far the funniest thing I've seen in years.
Posted by: mary kate | February 2, 2005 3:48 PM
hey not all straight girls hated ur gay marriage!
i can take a joke & thought u were hilarious. tom is such a hottie & size 14 shoes?! o my! (wink wink)
Posted by: Anonymous | May 29, 2005 9:33 PM
hi i'n the #1 one fan of tom welling i think i'm going to write to him can someone help me with the adrress i'm meen post it so other people know
her's one
tom welling
beverley hills
12 floor
usa
143435
Posted by: From Someone (different) | June 6, 2005 6:32 PM
dude, fuck those negative comments- that gay marriage article was cool! More!
Posted by: flexer | August 8, 2005 5:37 AM
hello, this letter is for my favorite actor, Tom Welling. we have the 1st three seasons of Smallville. And we have Cheaper by the Dozen.
I am 11 years old and your BIGGEST fan.
I am the worlds youngest inventor.
Pretty cool, huh?
well I Got to go.
Sincerlly,
Rylan Scott Nilsson.
P.S. My email address is....
Rylannilsson_9@hotmail.com
Posted by: Rylan nilsson | August 13, 2005 7:55 PM
i cant beleive he's married! im in loe with him. i just cry when i think about it!!!!!but anywayz FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO BASH TOM!!!! LEAVE HIM OUT IF THIS SUBJECT!!!!!!FUCK YOU!!!!!!HE"S NOT GAY!!!!!!!!SO FUCK YOU!!!!!hi to all the Tom fans!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tessa | September 20, 2005 10:15 PM
tom wellings ur my favourite actor...you r the best...i totally LOVE smallville and im gonna go watch it now...its on...and u r great in cheaper by the dozen 1 and 2....if u r eva reading this email me plz.... lil_sugaa_babe88@hotmail.com!
from ur biggest fan
lisa
Posted by: lisa | January 8, 2006 2:37 AM
hi mates.m raj frm fj.wl u knw m 2 a GREAT FAN OF TOM WELLINGS.SO CN U PLZ EMAIL ME HIS ADRESS COS I WANA WRITE A LETTER TO HIM.
I WOULD B VERY GRATEFUL IF U DO.THANX HAVE A GREAT DAY
Posted by: raj | February 10, 2006 5:44 PM
I think this site is hillarious n well thought out, lets face it if we've acctualy read this lot then we all must think about Tom welling a little more than whats classed as normal, i know i do, its all healthy imaginative fun so chill out, Toms taken and we all know that Mrs Welling is a lucky gal but it dosnt stop me calling Tom my T.V. boyfriend, take care every one n be happy
Posted by: Anjellyka | February 21, 2006 4:41 PM
WHO EVER FUCKIN THINKS TOM WELLING IS GAY EXPLAIN WHY HE IS MARRIED YOU FUCKING SICKASS BITCHES WHO HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO EXCEPT START SHIT.TOM WELLINGS IS MY HERO.
Posted by: Mike | February 21, 2006 4:59 PM
It is so not funny. Tom Welling is sooooo not gay or fat your are just s=jealous because he is fine and you aren't! So don't be haten on somebody because they are better looking than you. Deal with it.
Posted by: Aubrie | March 1, 2006 8:30 PM
I think everyone who thinks that Tom Welling is gay should take a long hard look at themselves... seems to me that you have some gay tendencies yourself... if you fancy the guy then thats not a problem, everyone on this site does but just cut the crap...you all should be ashamed of yourselves really.
i think you should all count yourself lucky that Tom probably doesnt read this site, coz if he did he would be very disapointed!!!!
Nico UK
Posted by: Nico | May 4, 2006 10:42 AM
Hello, I'm a 28 year old and I am from Malta. I am a big big fan of you Tom.If you read this email please write to me by yourself it would be a pleasure for me. Ithink you are cute and beautiful ,however you are so amazing I really mad about you. I saw all the serie you made since now of smallville. If you have some minute reply to me . Thanks Romina .
Posted by: ROMINA | June 14, 2006 10:06 AM
HahahaHahahaha I Bet He Is Gay..
Posted by: Dylan | August 22, 2006 2:39 PM
is tom welling gay becouse is is sexy for a gay boy is yes/no
Posted by: jessie ellis | August 25, 2006 3:54 PM
if tom is not gay the why the fuck do boy's say he is jessie
Posted by: jessie ellis | August 25, 2006 3:59 PM
whot is tom's fan mail
Posted by: jessie ellis | August 25, 2006 4:02 PM
these people sounds rather desperate and pathetic as hell.
Posted by: STEPHANIE | September 29, 2006 11:07 PM
Tom Welling is hot. You don't have to be straight to figure that out either. lol People are always going to post comments about celebs being gay. You just have to realize a lot of it is crap. But if they are...so what??? Darren Hayes is gay and look how popular he was! Anyway I'm straight so I might be wrong but I really think people make a big deal outta nothing
Posted by: Erin | October 7, 2006 5:41 PM
awwwwww...Andy, i'm so sorry Tom left you for Elijah Wood. How typical.
i really don't see how people don't understand this is a sense of humour thing. Some of these responses had me falling over laughing. "whine whine, tom's not gay that would mess up my entire fantasy world where he's married to me!!! i'm ten!!!" and my favourite...."those who keep saying he's gay should look at yourself you probably have gay tendencies" hehehhe. oh yes, many gay tendencies here.
i think Tom would love this whole thing and be very sad by some of the rude things people said.
anyway - best of luck Andy!!!!
-aaron-
Posted by: Aaron | October 8, 2006 9:11 PM
i dont like gay ppl.. but i think Darren Hayes is so damn hot. I will support him all the way! i'm ur biggest fan Darren! i love u!(l) luv.steph.
Posted by: Steph | October 31, 2006 8:43 AM
im not realy sure wat dis is al about but if dis is realy Tom dan dats great... not dat i think he's gona read it anyway.. wat is dis i hear bout Tom bieng gay?
Posted by: Tido | November 17, 2006 2:15 PM
Tom Welling, is gay
Posted by: Memortiz | November 19, 2006 10:03 PM
hey man im your fan i like smallville i see every season.goodluck. dardeg@hotmail.com
Posted by: Dario | December 21, 2006 9:22 AM
you guys need to shut the fuck up! i love gay people. even if he is or isnt gay. gay people are just like striaght. same uniqueness.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! && this is coming from a 10 year old!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: THE REALNESS | April 10, 2007 12:20 PM
Hey Tom I have all seasons of smallville, cheaper by the dozen 1&2, The fog and thats it so far but your doing a great job keep up the good work!! love your biggest fan malarie
Posted by: malarie | April 12, 2007 1:08 AM
Hey Tom, just wanted to tell you that you do a great job on Smallville and all you films. I would love to meet you someday and who knows it might happen. Keep up the hard work. And just wanted to tell you you're the hottest and coolest guy on tv. You're the greatest.
Your Fan,
Ashley Settle
FROM: Fredericktown, Missouri
Posted by: Ashley Settle | June 26, 2007 3:32 PM
Hey Tom, just wanted to tell you that you do a great job on Smallville and all you films. I would love to meet you someday and who knows it might happen. Keep up the hard work. And just wanted to tell you you're the hottest and coolest guy on tv. You're the greatest.
Your Fan,
Ashley Settle
FROM: Fredericktown, Missouri
Posted by: Ashley Settle | June 26, 2007 3:33 PM