Disco Santa Day 12

On the 12th Day of Xmas, Disco Santa went to the nation's capital and sat on the White House Xmas tree!! Disco Santa is crazy! or maybe it's the speed. Hmm.

Disco Santa Day 11

On the eleventh day of Xmas, Disco Santa went undercover at the parade as a giant Mariah Carey balloon. Look out kids!

I'm fucked

Does anyone else find it disturbing that I live vicariously through a Xmas ornament?

Disco Santa Day 10

On the 10th day of Xmas, Disco Santa went skiing. Look out for that tree, Disco Santa! You don't wanna end up like Sonny Bono.

Disco Santa day 9

On the ninth day of Xmas, Disco Santa has a bunch of martinis.

Disco Santa Days 7, 8

Disco Santa has been one busy Santa! On the seventh day of Xmas he went to a circuit party and did some drugs. Bad Santa!

And on the eighth day of Xmas, Disco Santa kicked off his solo psychodelic rock career.

Disco Santa Days seven and eight

Disco Santa will be back later with fantastic stories.

Disco Santa Day Six

On the sixth day of Xmas, Disco Santa went to the club and got wasted. Here he is, posing with vermouth. It's the nicer half of his martini binge.

Disco Santa Day Five

On the fifth day of Xmas, Disco Santa is taking a break from his hectic 24 hour party schedule and publicity appearances to help me study for tomarrow's final exam in Juvenile Justice and Law. It'll be a tough one, as class time has been reduced for work and alcohol related responsibilities. But with Disco Santa here to sort things out, I'm sure to ace the multiple choice nightmare that awaits me.

Disco Santa is reading me an important case. That's right, Disco Santa! In Re Gault was an important Supreme Court opinion that identified the constitutional right of due process for juvenile offenders.

Don't be fooled by imitation Disco Santas

These supposed Disco Santas come with pop-up advertizing and sloppy gay music.

Eleventh-avenue-south.com is the home of the REAL Disco Santa.

Disco Santa Day Four

Disco Santa is sporting a Durex 'colors and scents' banana latex condom cap.

Disco Santa insists on looking good and smelling fuity during the holiday season.

On the fourth day of Xmas, Disco Santa is stylin and profilin with his safer sex gear.

Grrrr.

You can't resist Disco Santa.

Disco Santa Day Three

On the third day of Xmas, Disco Santa was horny and probed the internet for cheesy gay porn.

Disco Santa Day Two

On the second day of Xmas, Disco Santa is kinda sick from having so much fun last night.

Disco Santa Day One

Everyone, meet Disco Santa. My friends and I found him while doing our Xmas decorating. His silver sequin santa suit is hot! Disco Santa says, "I'm the kind of Santa who like to party."

Disco Santa is happy to host the first ever eleventh-avenue-south.com "12 Days of Xmas!"

On the first day of Xmas, Disco Santa smoked way too many cigarettes after going to the gym. But that won't stop him from having pitchers at the CC Club tonight!