Gay Bomb

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Gay Bomb #1: The Pentagon explored the possibility of a 'gay bomb' in the mid-1990s: "The aphrodisiac chemical would be designed to make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. The resulting widespread homosexual behavior, the proposal suggests, would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal blow" to morale. A spokesman for the Department of Defense stressed that the 1994 outline was strictly a proposal that was never approved. "None of the systems, including the alleged sex bomb, have been developed, nor were they ever considered up for development," Lt. Col. Barry Venable told the PlanetOut Network on Friday."

The always reputable Weekly World News broke this story back in August. It's kinda funny when tabloid stories become Pentagon plans.

Gay Bomb #2: January's Gay Bomb will be at Sally's Saloon and Eatery, 712 Washington Ave. SE, Minneapolis. We meet at 9pm, just in time for $.25 draft beer from 9-10pm. For further information, email the good people at gaybombsquad@hotmail.com.

John Kerry in Minneapolis

Wow. Probably tens of thousands at the rally. [dailykos]